Mohd Rafeek b Rahim

Lesson On Good Manners
A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners.
"Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady's foot. What do you do?"
"I say 'excuse me'."
"Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?"
"Step on the other foot to get a second one.

“Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?” the service guy asks. “Boy”, is the mans’ response. “Oh yeah, I can do it. I’ll be right there”.

An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, Chihuahua, shotgun and a pair of hand cuffs. He then gives the man some instructions.

“Now, I’m going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla’s balls off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on”.

The man asks “What do I do with the shotgun?”

“If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog”

Horse And Chicken 

     So there was this horse and a chicken that lived on a farm. The horse and the chicken were in fact two very good friends. One day the horse fell into a mud hole that he could not get out of. The chicken saw this and said, “What should I do?”,”What should I do?”. and the horse replies,”Go get the farmers BMW and a rope so that you can pull me out”.

    So, the chicken runs and gets the BMW and a rope. He drives it back, ties the rope to the horse and the other end to the car. The chicken puts the car in gear and pulls the horse out. “Wow”, the horse said. “Thanks alot out there”.

    So one day the chicken falls into the hole. “Help, Help” he is saying.”Go get the farmers BMW and a rope to pull me out!” The horse said, “No need….I just straddle the hole and you hold onto my dick and pull me out” “OK” said the chicken. So the chicken grabs a hold of his dick and is pulled out.
What is the MORAL of the story?

You don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks, if you are hung like a horse.